Your pitches
Two reviews in flight. One delivered and waiting on you.
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Your next live show
New York / Thursday, 8pm
St Marks Comedy Club. Six founders, two panels, one room that will not be polite. You are third up.
Earned credit
Nomadly
In review. Both panelists deliver at the same time, so you get the full picture rather than half of it.
What you asked them to tear apart
Whether the market slide holds up, and whether anyone understands what we do in the first thirty seconds.
Nomadly
Investor above the waterline, comedian below. Click any mark.
You said "AI-native operating system" before you said what it does. I am twelve seconds in and I still do not know what it does.
The one thing
Both reviewers lost the plot in the first fifteen seconds and never fully got it back. Delivery is not your problem. Rewrite the opening line so it names the customer and the job, and everything downstream scores higher.
Who roasted you
Next
Your clip is cut. Two minutes, and yes, the Marcus part is in it.
Your live show credit takes the next round to $99.
New pitch
The more specific you are about what you want torn apart, the less time gets spent on things you already know.
- One investor and one comedian
- Timestamped marks on both lenses
- Scorecard on market, model, clarity, delivery
- Clip you can publish, in front of our audience
- 48 hour turnaround
Price is a placeholder. Test two in phase zero.
Clips
A coach fixes your deck in private. We put you in front of an audience, and the audience is how the next founder finds us.
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Queue
Claim what you want. Matched to you by industry. Payout releases when the review is delivered.
Nomadly
Mark the moment it loses you. Write the note. That is the whole job.
Scorecard
Payout releases on delivery.
Earnings
Paid per completed review. Next payout runs Friday.
| Company | Delivered | Founder rating | Payout |
|---|---|---|---|
| Brightfold | Jul 24 | 5.0 | $60 |
| Loomcart | Jul 21 | 4.5 | $60 |
| Stackwell | Jul 18 | 5.0 | $60 |
| Parcelly | Jul 14 | 4.5 | $45 |
Fall cohort
24 seats. Every founder gets two reviews, one at intake and one before demo day, so you can see who actually moved.
| Founder | Company | Round 1 | Round 2 | Weakest | Status |
|---|
Seats
17 of 48 reviews used. Spring renewal is open.
Export
Pull cohort scorecards into your own reporting.
Diagnostics
One review helps one founder. Seventeen reviews tell you what to teach on Monday.
Cohort verdict
Clarity is your cohort's weakest dimension, averaging 4.2 out of 10. In 14 of 17 reviews, both panelists marked confusion inside the first thirty seconds. Delivery is not the problem. Your founders are explaining the category before they explain the customer.
Cohort averages
Movement
Average clarity gain from round one to round two, across the 11 founders who did both.
What to teach Monday
1. Open on the customer and the job, not the category.
2. Kill bottom-up market slides built on population counts.
3. Ban the word seamless. Flagged in nine reviews.
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Matched to pitches in their industries. Paid per completed review.
Watch
Roasts founders chose to make public, with the feedback playing over the pitch. This is the part that travels.
On the stage now
Nomadly
The notes fire at the second each reviewer checked out. Press play and watch it happen, or jump to any mark.
Press play. Notes appear as each reviewer hits the moment they lost interest.
The pitch
Nomadly
AI-native OS for the freelance economy
Roasted by
Every note
Live shows
Slots are earned, not bought. Top-rated pitches get invited, and you can request a bill if you want to be considered. We confirm about two weeks out.
How slots work
Six founders per show and no way to buy your way on. We invite from the top-rated roasts first, then work through requests. You will get an email either way, and if a bill fills before we reach you we roll your request to the next date in that city.
Settings
Your panel sees who is pitching. Everything under Profile is shown to them alongside your submission.
Profile
Two or three sentences. Panelists read this before they watch, so context here means less time spent on things you could have told them.
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