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the pitch was great.

They were being nice. Send us three minutes. One investor and one comedian will mark the exact seconds you lost the room, and send it back inside 48 hours.

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Snark Tank
Snark Tank, our first roast
From the Live Different Comedy team
120+
Live shows
400+
Founders roasted
4
Cities
48h
Turnaround
As featured in, and played at
Harvard ClubSt Marks Comedy ClubThe Washington PostForbesTEDAI ConferenceHarvard ClubSt Marks Comedy ClubThe Washington PostForbesTEDAI Conference

The room is real

One minute from a live Snark Tank night — then the coverage that followed. This is not a coaching deck. It is a show.

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Two lenses, one pitch

The investor tells you the business is wrong. The comedian tells you nobody understood it. You need both, and only one of them is willing to say it out loud.

01

Investor lens

The market slide counts every freelancer alive. Most of them will never pay for software.

Tells you the business is wrong

02

Comedian lens

You said seamless twice. Nothing is seamless. I have seen your onboarding.

Tells you nobody understood it

You have said ocean four times and revenue zero times. — Priya Raman · Investor on KelpwiseYour moat is a group chat. — Tobi Lawal · Comedian on ParcellyTwo pilots is not traction, it is two people being polite. — Dana Kwon · Investor on BrightfoldIt is a farm. In the ocean. Say that and sit down. — Tobi Lawal · Comedian on KelpwiseShow me ninety-day retention or do not show me retention. — Elena Voss · InvestorYour churn is people staying married. Congratulations. — Marcus Reyes · Comedian on TallyhooName the buyer. Not the department. The person with the budget. — Dana Kwon · InvestorYou have a product. You do not have a sentence. — Jamal Ortiz · ComedianYou have said ocean four times and revenue zero times. — Priya Raman · Investor on KelpwiseYour moat is a group chat. — Tobi Lawal · Comedian on ParcellyTwo pilots is not traction, it is two people being polite. — Dana Kwon · Investor on BrightfoldIt is a farm. In the ocean. Say that and sit down. — Tobi Lawal · Comedian on KelpwiseShow me ninety-day retention or do not show me retention. — Elena Voss · InvestorYour churn is people staying married. Congratulations. — Marcus Reyes · Comedian on TallyhooName the buyer. Not the department. The person with the budget. — Dana Kwon · InvestorYou have a product. You do not have a sentence. — Jamal Ortiz · Comedian

Pinned to the second

Not a summary paragraph. Every note is anchored to the exact moment a reviewer checked out. Investor above the waterline, comedian below. Click any mark.

0:12Dana Kwon / investor

You said "AI-native operating system" before you said what it does. I am twelve seconds in and I still do not know what it does.

Investor
Comedian
0:000:451:302:153:00

How it works

1

Send it

Three minutes of video, or a deck. Tell us what you actually want torn apart.

2

Get hit

Both reviewers mark the moments they lost interest, then score market, model, clarity and delivery.

3

Get seen

Your clip goes out to our audience, and there is a slot at a live show if you want the room.

Upcoming live shows

The app is the roast without the room. If you want the room, pitch at a show. Pitch at a show and your next dual review is 50% off.

Aug06
New York
St Marks Comedy Club / 8:00pm
DKMROn the panel
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St Marks Comedy Club / 8:00pm
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Los Angeles
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Sep18
San Francisco
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Oct01
New York
St Marks Comedy Club / 8:00pm
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One price. Both lenses.

Pay per pitch. No subscription, no retainer, no consultant who needs you to book again next month. Everyone else picked one lens, so we do not sell a cheaper version with half the panel. And you are not only buying feedback: the clip goes out to our audience, which is marketing a coach cannot sell you.

Dual panel review
$199 $99
  • One investor and one comedian
  • Timestamped marks on both lenses
  • Scorecard on market, model, clarity and delivery
  • A clip you can publish, in front of our audience
  • 48 hour turnaround
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For accelerators and universities

Run your whole cohort through it. Every founder gets a review at intake and another before demo day, and you get the aggregate: which dimension your cohort is weakest on, how many lost the room in the first thirty seconds, and who actually moved between rounds.

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