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Jordan, 30s

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Sam, 30s

Both led with a dog neither of them owns. Renata put them at table nine.

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Jordan, 30s

Hinge / Brooklyn / something serious

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RCRenata Cole
Matchmaker, 400+ introductionsMatchmaker

MRMarcus Reyes
Touring standup, 60+ roast showsComedian

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0:09Your first photo is a group shot. I do not know which one you are, and neither does anyone else.0:21Six photos and a dog. Whose dog? You have not answered that and it is photo four.0:58Your bio lists what you dislike. Three of five lines are things you are against.1:17"Fluent in sarcasm" is not a language and it is not a personality.1:44You say you want something serious and every photo is you at a festival. Pick one story.

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