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You have said ocean four times and revenue zero times. — Priya Raman · Investor on KelpwiseYour moat is a group chat. — Tobi Lawal · Comedian on ParcellyTwo pilots is not traction, it is two people being polite. — Dana Kwon · Investor on BrightfoldIt is a farm. In the ocean. Say that and sit down. — Tobi Lawal · Comedian on KelpwiseShow me ninety-day retention or do not show me retention. — Elena Voss · InvestorYour churn is people staying married. Congratulations. — Marcus Reyes · Comedian on TallyhooName the buyer. Not the department. The person with the budget. — Dana Kwon · InvestorYou have a product. You do not have a sentence. — Jamal Ortiz · ComedianYou have said ocean four times and revenue zero times. — Priya Raman · Investor on KelpwiseYour moat is a group chat. — Tobi Lawal · Comedian on ParcellyTwo pilots is not traction, it is two people being polite. — Dana Kwon · Investor on BrightfoldIt is a farm. In the ocean. Say that and sit down. — Tobi Lawal · Comedian on KelpwiseShow me ninety-day retention or do not show me retention. — Elena Voss · InvestorYour churn is people staying married. Congratulations. — Marcus Reyes · Comedian on TallyhooName the buyer. Not the department. The person with the budget. — Dana Kwon · InvestorYou have a product. You do not have a sentence. — Jamal Ortiz · Comedian

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