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Kelpwise

Yield optimization for commercial kelp farms

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PRPriya Raman
Climate and hardware seedInvestor

TLTobi Lawal
Club circuit roast hostComedian

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0:08You have said ocean four times and revenue zero times.0:22It is a farm. In the ocean. Say that and sit down.1:04Your customer is forty farms worldwide. Give me the price per farm or this is a hobby.1:47You just called kelp a category. Kelp is a plant.

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