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Nomadly

AI-native OS for the freelance economy

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DKDana Kwon
Seed investor, 40+ B2B checksInvestor

MRMarcus Reyes
Touring standup, 60+ roast showsComedian

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0:12You said "AI-native operating system" before you said what it does. I am twelve seconds in and I still do not know what it does.0:19Nineteen seconds and I have agreed to four things I cannot define.1:03The market slide counts every freelancer alive. Most of them will never pay for software.1:11You said seamless twice. Nothing is seamless. I have seen your onboarding.1:58That retention figure is thirty day. Show me ninety or do not show me a retention figure.2:34You closed on "let us build the future together," which is what people say when they run out of slides.

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