At least one matchmaker / one comedian / one room
It’s not them.
It’s the third photo.third photo.hot bestie.group shot.last prompt.the ick.
At least one matchmaker & one comedian read your dating profile. One tells you why it isn't working. The other tells you why it's funny that you thought it would.
Then, if you both say yes, we introduce you to someone in the room.
Get roasted →at a wedding
a fish
2019
Fluent in sarcasm. Not here for games, not here for small talk, not here for anyone who peaks at brunch.
Why it isn't working
Why you thought it would
Only if you both say yes
Whose dog is that.
No photo of your face alone, looking at the camera. That is the one that gets the date.
"Ask me about my travels" is a homework assignment, not a prompt.
Your LinkedIn is confident and your profile is apologising. Same person, two voices.
You are holding a fish. In Brooklyn.
Three of five bio lines are things you are against.
You peaked in photo two and it is a group shot.
Matchmaker lens
Your bio lists what you dislike. Three of five lines are things you're against.
Tells you why it isn't working
Comedian lens
"Fluent in sarcasm" is not a language and it is not a personality.
Tells you why nobody's laughing
Get out there.
Send your profile
Share dating profile screenshots or a short video about you — photos, bio, prompts. LinkedIn if you’re brave.
Get read
Matchmaker and comedian lenses — with relationship expertise in the mix — mark what’s helping you get dates or holding you back.
Get seen & introduced
You get clips you can use across dating apps and social. If you both say yes, you meet — nothing moves until you both do.
Then you
actually meet
Feedback is the easy half. Everyone in the room got read the same way, by the same matchmaker, on the same night. She knows who should meet who, and she says so out loud.
Both put "no ick list" then listed twelve icks. Same Spotify Wrapped. Renata parked them at table two.
Then you
get seen
A coach fixes your bio in private. You get roast clips for dating apps and social — and an audience if you say yes. Then, if you both want it, the introduction.
Live Watch
Flirt Tank clips with the notes on the second — no login required.
One profile. Both lenses.
Back in 3 days.
- No subscription
- Mutual yes only
- Clip optional
The roast that
can become a date
Pay once. Get the matchmaker and the comedian. Then, if you both want it, the introduction.
- 01At least one matchmaker & one comedianMarks on the exact thing costing you the swipe
- 02Scored on photos, bio, intent, rangeSo you know what to fix before Friday
- 03An introduction, if you both say yesNothing moves until you both press it
- 04A clip — only if you approveBlur others. Pull it anytime. No questions.
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