At least one investor / one comedian
They were being polite. Investors soften the critique to keep the relationship, so you walk out thinking it went well. One tells you the business is wrong. The other tells you nobody understood it.
Send us three minutes. You get the exact seconds you lost the room.
Get roasted →Share your deck or a short video about your company — what you want torn apart, not what you hope they already believe.
Investor and comedian lenses mark what’s helping your round win or holding it back — market, model, clarity, and delivery, without the soft pedal.
You get media clips you can push on LinkedIn, X, and socials to market the company — plus a live-show slot if you want the room.
A coach fixes your deck in private. We give you roast clips you can use to market the company on social — and an audience if you want the room.
Snark Tank clips with the notes firing on the second — no login required.
NomadlyAI-native OS for the freelance economy“Four words in and I have agreed to something.”Marcus Reyes / comedianDKMR41.2K views2:30
KelpwiseYield optimization for commercial kelp farms“It is a farm. In the ocean. Say that and sit down.”Tobi Lawal / comedianPRTL88.1K views2:45
TallyhooGroup expense splitting, but for weddings“Your churn is people staying married. Congratulations.”Marcus Reyes / comedianDKMR62.7K viewsOne pitch. Both lenses.
Back in 3 days.
Pay once. Get the investor and the comedian. Timestamped marks, a scorecard, and a clip — if you want it out.
$99 today · Was $199 · Results in 3 days
Run your whole cohort through it. Every founder gets a review at intake and another before demo day, and you get the aggregate: which dimension your cohort is weakest on, how many lost the room in the first thirty seconds, and who actually moved between rounds.
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